From busy families to elderly pet owners, we’re thankful for every customer we serve. Here’s a shoutout to the people who inspire Turd Nerds in Austin.
At Turd Nerds, we joke around a lot. I mean… we scoop poop for a living — humor comes with the territory.
But today, we want to be serious for a second.
Because behind every yard we clean, there’s a person, a family, a neighbor. And we’re incredibly grateful for the trust you put in us to take care of a messy task — so you don’t have to.
This one’s for you — the real heroes of our story.
👨👩👧👦 To the Busy Families
Between school drop-offs, packed lunches, work calls, and bedtime routines — picking up poop is probably the last thing on your mind.
We see you. We scoop so you can focus on what matters most: your family.
👵 To the Elderly and Disabled Neighbors
Bending over isn’t always easy. Navigating uneven grass or turf can be a challenge. We understand.
Thank you for letting us serve you. It’s an honor to help make your yard safer and more accessible — because everyone deserves a clean space to enjoy.
🎖️ To Our Veterans
Whether you’re retired military, active duty, or a family member — we see your service and sacrifice.
Keeping your yard clean may be a small thing, but if it brings peace of mind, we’re proud to do it. In the future, we hope to launch a discount program specifically for you — because you’ve earned that and more.
🐾 To the Pet Parents Who Just Don’t Want to Deal With It
No shame.
Life’s too short to spend your Sunday mornings bagging turds in 100° heat.
Whether you’re young, retired, single, or somewhere in between — if you value your time, we’ve got your back (and your yard).
💚 Why We Do What We Do
We may show up with gloves and scoops, but what we’re really offering is:
- A little less stress
- A little more free time
- A clean space for your dog (and kids) to enjoy
- A break for people who need it
We do it because we believe small things — like a poop-free yard — make a big difference.
🧠 Looking Ahead: We Want to Do More
In the future, we hope to launch discounts for seniors, veterans, and folks with disabilities. We’re still growing, but it’s on our roadmap — and we’re excited to make it happen.
Have a story or suggestion? We’d love to hear from you.
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🧪 From the Nerds, With Gratitude
Whether you’ve been with us from the beginning or just found us online, thank you. Truly.
You’re the reason we do this weird, wonderful job — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.