Professional Dog Poop Cleanup in Austin, TX – Nerd-Tested, Yard-Approved
The Easiest Way to Keep Your Yard Poop-Free in Austin
No contracts. No mess. Just poop-free yards and happy paws.
Yard-Saving, Poop-Scooping Pros
Austin’s Most Scientific Dog Poop Removal Service
At Turd Nerds, we’re not just another dog poop cleanup company — we’re Austin’s nerdiest yard cleaners. We mix precision, consistency, and a little canine chemistry to keep your lawn cleaner, greener, and stink-free.
Whether it’s weekly scooping or last-minute cleanups, we’ve got the tools, the know-how, and the nerd-level passion to get the job done right — without the mess or the stress.
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Why We’re Smarter Than the Average Scooper
We’re Not Just Pickin’ Up Poop — We’re Redefining Dog Waste Removal in Austin
At Turd Nerds, we mix science, service, and a little tail-wagging joy. We’re not your average pooper scooper company — we’re dog-loving lawn nerds on a mission to deliver smarter, cleaner yards across Austin, TX.
From eco-friendly deodorizing spray to “poop watch” alerts, we bring both brains and heart to every visit. You’ll get a healthier pup, a fresher yard, and maybe even a treat or two for good measure.
yard-saving scoops
Flexible Poop Scoop Plans for Every Pup
Whether you need one visit or ongoing care, Turd Nerds has a smart solution for every schedule — no contracts, just clean yards.
Pay-as-you-go
$25/Visit — Billed Monthly
Simple and flexible for those who just need a scoop here and there.
- No commitment required
- Ideal for occasional cleanups
- Add deodorizing spray anytime for $5
monthly membership
$90/Month
Perfect for regular cleanups with perks baked in.
- Includes 1 deodorizing spray/month
- Skip or pause anytime
- Great for weekly or bi-weekly cleanups
3-month prepay
$250 for 3 Months
The best value — full ser vice, no worries.
- First scoop is FREE
- Deodorizer included with every visit
- Dog treats with every visit (with your permission)
- Eco-conscious waste removal
- Our best long-term value
Optional Add-On (Any Plan):
Deodorizing Spray – $5 per visit
Keep your yard fresh with eco-safe odor control.
What Our nerd says
“I’ve sniffed hundreds of yards. These are the cleanest I’ve ever seen.”
— Dr. Turdstein, Lead Poopologist
Local, Loyal, & poop-rofessional
Gage Freeman
Hey y’all! I’m Gage, the proud founder of Turd Nerds. I started this biz right here in Austin to help fellow dog lovers enjoy their yards without the mess.
When I’m not scooping poop, I’m out hiking with my two pups or catching a sunset at Zilker. I care about keeping your lawn clean and your dogs happy—because that’s what I’d want for my own home.
Thanks for supporting my small business and keeping it local!
friendly faces. fresh yards.
how we operate
At Turd Nerds, we offer Austin, TX dog owners a smarter, cleaner, and more consistent way to keep their yards free of pet waste. Our dog poop pickup service is trusted by local families who care about sanitation, convenience, and their dog’s health. Whether you’re in North Austin, Zilker, West Lake Hills, or nearby cities, our nerd-level cleaning process ensures your yard stays green, clean, and odor-free — without lifting a finger. From automated text alerts to our pet-safe deodorizing spray, we handle every scoop with precision and care so your dog and your lawn can thrive.
1. Schedule Your Service
Book online in less than a minute — choose one-time or recurring visits that fit your needs.
2. Get a Heads-Up
We’ll text you when we’re 30 minutes away on the day of your service, so you’re never caught off guard.
3. Scoop & Double-Check
We do a full sweep of your yard, double checking for any sneaky poop piles or odd discrepancies in your pup’s poop.
4. Close the Gate, Send a Pic
Once we’re done, we’ll shut your gate tight and text a photo so you can sit back and relax knowing everything’s secure.
5. Sanitize & Optional Add-Ons
We sanitize tools and shoes between every visit, and if you opt in, we’ll deodorize your yard and leave a treat for your pup!
Let’s keep your yard clean and your pup happy!
Still thinking about it? Reach out with any questions or book your first scoop today—your yard (and your dog) will thank you.
Turd Nerds © 2024 · Austin, TX
Dog Waste Removal · Poop Scooping Pros
Email: turdnerdsatx@gmail.com | Call/Text: (210) 284-9339
